CANDLES FOR REAL LIFE MOMENTS

Funny. Relatable.

Unapologetically you.

it’s not just a candle.

It’s a mood.

SMALL BATCH

100% Soy Wax

Strong Scent

CLEAN BURN

Non-toxic Raw Materials

Long-Lasting Burn

PERSONAL GIFTING

For her, for him, for you.

SHOP the situation

Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle
$24.00

For people who run on caffeine and minimal patience.

Use before:

  • The chaos starts.

  • The day begins.

  • You’ve had a chance to wake up.

Scent

  • A bold coffee blend with smooth vanilla and warm cream.

Performance:

  • 45 Hour Clean Burn

That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle
$24.00

This meeting’s pointless.

Use when:

  • Meetings run long

  • People over-explain

  • You’ve mentally checked out

Scent

  • A bold coffee blend with smooth vanilla and warm cream.

Performance:

  • 45 Hour Clean Burn

Not Today Hormones Soy Candle
$24.00

Not just a candle — it’s crisis control.

Use when:

  • Mood is scattered

  • Everything’s overwhelming

  • You need to reset fast

Scent:

  • A crisp, refreshing blend of cool white eucalyptus, green olive leaf, and clean herbal notes. Fresh without being overly floral.

Performance:

  • 45 Hour Clean Burn

My Last Nerve Soy Candle
$24.00

You’re almost out of patience.
It’s a candle with a strong warning.

Use it when:

  • Everything is already annoying

  • Someone keeps talking

  • You’re one comment away

Scent:

  • A grounding blend of smoky palo santo, creamy sandalwood, and crisp herbal sage and cypress. Clean, earthy, and quietly sophisticated.

Performance:

  • 45 Hour Clean Burn

PEOPLE & BOUNDARIES

For when you’re one minor inconvenience away from becoming a different person.

PEOPLE & BOUNDARIES

For when your patience has left the building.

WORK & ADULTING

For when wasting time is a priority.

WORK & ADULTING

For ignoring people before you’re awake.

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