A lit coffee-scented candle in an amber jar next to a black coffee mug on a wooden table, with an open book nearby.

CANDLES FOR REAL LIFE.

Funny. Relatable. Unapologetically you.

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YOU’RE LIFE. IN CANDLE FORM.

We make candles about moments—not generic moods.

For the texts you shouldn't send, the meetings that should've been emails, and the moments when everyone suddenly needs something from you.

SHOP by situation

WHAT KIND OF DAY ARE YOU HAVING?

Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle
Don't Text Him Soy Candle
$24.00

Don’t Text Him is your scented intervention for questionable decisions, late-night impulses, and the sudden urge to “just see what he’s doing.” Light it. Put the phone down. Remember why you stopped texting in the first place.

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

  • Brew’s Boxer Club Collection

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

Not Today Hormones Soy Candle Not Today Hormones Soy Candle
Not Today Hormones Soy Candle
$24.00

Not just a candle — it’s crisis control.

Use when:

  • Mood is scattered

  • Everything’s overwhelming

  • You need to reset fast

Scent:

  • A crisp, refreshing blend of cool white eucalyptus, green olive leaf, and clean herbal notes. Fresh without being overly floral.

Performance:

  • 45 Hour Clean Burn

Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle
Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle
$24.00

For people who run on caffeine and minimal patience.

Use before:

  • The chaos starts.

  • The day begins.

  • You’ve had a chance to wake up.

Scent

  • A bold coffee blend with smooth vanilla and warm cream.

Performance:

  • 45 Hour Clean Burn

That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle
That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle
$24.00

This meeting’s pointless.

Use when:

  • Meetings run long

  • People over-explain

  • You’ve mentally checked out

Scent

  • A bold coffee blend with smooth vanilla and warm cream.

Performance:

  • 45 Hour Clean Burn

MORNING SURVIVAL

For functioning before you’re ready to function.

WORK & ADULTING

For when wasting time is top priority.

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MOOD & MAYHEM

For when you’re one minor inconvenience away from becoming a different person.

RELATIONSHIPS

For choices you will probably regret tomorrow.

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A cozy workspace featuring a lit candle labeled 'Not Today Hormones,' a coffee mug, a framed checklist for the day, glasses, a notebook with a to-do list, and a knitted blanket. The checklist includes items like coffee, ignoring everything, and small amounts of self-care.
A cozy workspace featuring a lit candle labeled 'Not Today Hormones,' a coffee mug, a framed checklist for the day, glasses, a notebook with a to-do list, and a knitted blanket. The checklist includes items like coffee, ignoring everything, and small amounts of self-care.

NOT TODAY HORMONES

When you’re one minor inconvenience away from becoming a different person.

SCENT: White Eucalyptus, Citrus, Light Florals

8oz | Soy Candle

45 Hour Clean Burn

$24

SHOP NOT TODAY HORMONES

We don’t make candles about feelings.

  • The meeting that should’ve been an email.

  • The text you absolutely should not send.

  • The family member who has overstayed their welcome.

  • The 5 minutes you wait in the driveway before going inside.

  • The rare night that nobody needs you.

WE MAKE THEM ABOUT MOMENTS.

THAT’S 40 LIFE

the ones people get.

You know the situation. You know the person.

Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle
Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle
$24.00

A rich, roasted coffee blend with creamy warmth and just enough edge to make mornings slightly more tolerable. It’s the candle equivalent of “Please don't talk to me until I've had coffee.”

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle
Don't Text Him Soy Candle
$24.00

Don’t Text Him is your scented intervention for questionable decisions, late-night impulses, and the sudden urge to “just see what he’s doing.” Light it. Put the phone down. Remember why you stopped texting in the first place.

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

  • Brew’s Boxer Club Collection

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle
That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle
$24.00

For meetings that should've been emails, unnecessary updates, and people who love the sound of their own voice.

Light this. Survive the meeting. Move on.

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

My Last Nerve Soy Candle My Last Nerve Soy Candle
My Last Nerve Soy Candle
$24.00

My Last Nerve is for when your patience is hanging by a thread and you’re dangerously close to saying exactly what you’re thinking. Light it. Step away. Give yourself five minutes before somebody becomes a story you tell later.

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

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THE GIFT THAT SAYS WHAT YOU’RE THINKING

Because sometimes, “I saw this and immediately thought of you” says everything.

Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle Don't Text Him Soy Candle
Don't Text Him Soy Candle
$24.00

Don’t Text Him is your scented intervention for questionable decisions, late-night impulses, and the sudden urge to “just see what he’s doing.” Light it. Put the phone down. Remember why you stopped texting in the first place.

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

  • Brew’s Boxer Club Collection

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND

That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle
That Could've Been An Email Soy Candle
$24.00

For meetings that should've been emails, unnecessary updates, and people who love the sound of their own voice.

Light this. Survive the meeting. Move on.

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

FOR YOUR CO-WORKER

Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle
Coffee First Humanity Later Soy Candle
$24.00

A rich, roasted coffee blend with creamy warmth and just enough edge to make mornings slightly more tolerable. It’s the candle equivalent of “Please don't talk to me until I've had coffee.”

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

FOR YOURSELF

SHOP GIFTS
SHOP GIFTS
A happy brown and white dog, likely a Boxer mix, looking up with a curious expression amid lush green foliage and mulch ground.

MEET BREW

She runs the place. We just make the candles.

Boxer. Professional napper. Full-time snack inspector.
She specializes in stealing food, eating things she absolutely shouldn't, and pretending she has no idea how that happened.

She’s part household supervisor, part chaos coordinator, and completely convinced that anything left unattended is legally hers.

Basically, she’s the reason we can't have nice things.

And yes… she got caught red-handed in this picture.

Two dogs, one large and one small, looking up at the camera indoors on a wooden floor.

brew’s boxer club

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I Do What I Want Soy Candle
$24.00

This candle was made for the boxer who operates on their own schedule—and expects everyone else to adjust accordingly. Equal parts attitude, stubbornness, and undeniable charm, I Do What I Want Soy Candle is for the dog who knows exactly what they want and has absolutely no intention of asking permission.

Details:

  • 8 oz Soy Candle

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Cotton Wick

  • Hand-poured

  • 40-45 Hour Clean Burn

  • Brew’s Boxer Club Collection

Choose from 5 strong scents.

  • Sea Salt & Light Musk

  • Palo Santo & Cedarwood

  • White Eucalyptus & Olive Leaf

  • Dark Roast Coffee & Sweet Cream

  • Lavender & Apothecary

I DO WHAT I WANT SOY CANDLE is for the boxer who steals your spot, begs for food, investigates every bag you bring home, and somehow ends up with something in their mouth that absolutely does not belong there.

CHOOSE FROM 4 SCENTS

8 oz • 100% Soy Wax • Cotton Wick

Perfect for:

  • Boxer owners

  • Dog lovers

  • Funny dog gifts

  • New boxer parents

  • The person whose dog runs the house.

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Two dogs, one large and one small, sitting on a wooden floor indoors. The larger dog has a brown coat with white markings and a serious expression. The smaller dog has a white coat with brown patches and appears to be happy with its mouth slightly open.
Two dogs, one large and one small, sitting on a wooden floor indoors. The larger dog has a brown coat with white markings and a serious expression. The smaller dog has a white coat with brown patches and appears to be happy with its mouth slightly open.