candles for real life

YOU’RE LIFE. IN CANDLE FORM.

We make candles about moments—not generic moods.

For the texts you shouldn't send, the meetings that should've been emails, and the moments when everyone suddenly needs something from you.

A cozy workspace featuring a lit candle labeled 'Not Today Hormones,' a coffee mug, a framed checklist for the day, glasses, a notebook with a to-do list, and a knitted blanket. The checklist includes items like coffee, ignoring everything, and small amounts of self-care.
A cozy workspace featuring a lit candle labeled 'Not Today Hormones,' a coffee mug, a framed checklist for the day, glasses, a notebook with a to-do list, and a knitted blanket. The checklist includes items like coffee, ignoring everything, and small amounts of self-care.

NOT TODAY HORMONES

When you’re one minor inconvenience away from becoming a different person.

SCENT: Choose from 5 strong scents

8oz | Soy Candle

40+ Hour Clean Burn

$26

SHOP NOT TODAY HORMONES

We don’t make candles about feelings.

  • The meeting that should’ve been an email.

  • The text you absolutely should not send.

  • The family member who has overstayed their welcome.

  • The 5 minutes you wait in the driveway before going inside.

  • The rare night that nobody needs you.

WE MAKE THEM ABOUT MOMENTS.

THAT’S 40 LIFE

A happy brown and white dog, likely a Boxer mix, looking up with a curious expression amid lush green foliage and mulch ground.

MEET BREW

She runs the place. We just make the candles.

Boxer. Professional napper. Full-time snack inspector.
She specializes in stealing food, eating things she absolutely shouldn't, and pretending she has no idea how that happened.

She’s part household supervisor, part chaos coordinator, and completely convinced that anything left unattended is legally hers.

Basically, she’s the reason we can't have nice things.

And yes… she got caught red-handed in this picture.

Two dogs, one large and one small, looking up at the camera indoors on a wooden floor.
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Zoomies Soy Candle
$26.00

Zoomies Soy Candle

BREW’S BOXER CLUB MEMBERS GET 10% OFF

Boxer zoomies: that glorious, inexplicable burst of joy when your boxer transforms into a four-legged tornado.

  • 100% Soy Wax

  • Lead-Free Cotton Wick

  • Phthalate-Free Fragrance

  • Recyclable Glass Jar

Choose From 5 Strong Scents (or unscented):

  • Coffee-Dark Roast & Cream

  • Citrus

  • Woodsy-Palo Santo & Coconut

  • Herbal-Lavender & Apothecary

  • Fresh-Sea Salt & Musk

  • Unscented — no fragrance.

Burning tips:

  • Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting.

  • On first burn, let melt pool reach jar edge (2–3 hrs) to avoid tunneling.

  • Don’t burn more than 4 hours at once.

  • Keep away from drafts, kids, and pets.

  • Use a heat-resistant surface; don’t move while lit.

  • Extinguish with a snuffer or metal lid—don’t blow.

Let your room smell like playful chaos — clean soy wax, unapologetic attitude.

brew’s boxer club

Because owning a boxer is a lifestyle.

Get a Boxer World candle delivered monthly right to your door. Featuring funny, painfully relatable soy candle designs made for people who know what it’s like to live with a Boxer.

Perfect for:

  • Boxer owners

  • Dog lovers

  • Funny dog gifts

  • New boxer parents

  • The person whose dog runs the house.

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Two dogs, one large and one small, sitting on a wooden floor indoors. The larger dog has a brown coat with white markings and a serious expression. The smaller dog has a white coat with brown patches and appears to be happy with its mouth slightly open.
Two dogs, one large and one small, sitting on a wooden floor indoors. The larger dog has a brown coat with white markings and a serious expression. The smaller dog has a white coat with brown patches and appears to be happy with its mouth slightly open.