CANDLES FOR REAL LIFE.
Funny. Relatable. Unapologetically you.
YOU’RE LIFE. IN CANDLE FORM.
We make candles about moments—not generic moods.
For the texts you shouldn't send, the meetings that should've been emails, and the moments when everyone suddenly needs something from you.
SHOP by situation
WHAT KIND OF DAY ARE YOU HAVING?
Not just a candle — it’s crisis control.
Use when:
Mood is scattered
Everything’s overwhelming
You need to reset fast
Scent:
A crisp, refreshing blend of cool white eucalyptus, green olive leaf, and clean herbal notes. Fresh without being overly floral.
Performance:
45 Hour Clean Burn
For people who run on caffeine and minimal patience.
Use before:
The chaos starts.
The day begins.
You’ve had a chance to wake up.
Scent
A bold coffee blend with smooth vanilla and warm cream.
Performance:
45 Hour Clean Burn
This meeting’s pointless.
Use when:
Meetings run long
People over-explain
You’ve mentally checked out
Scent
A bold coffee blend with smooth vanilla and warm cream.
Performance:
45 Hour Clean Burn
MORNING SURVIVAL
For functioning before you’re ready to function.
WORK & ADULTING
For when wasting time is top priority.
MOOD & MAYHEM
For when you’re one minor inconvenience away from becoming a different person.
RELATIONSHIPS
For choices you will probably regret tomorrow.
NOT TODAY HORMONES
When you’re one minor inconvenience away from becoming a different person.
SCENT: White Eucalyptus, Citrus, Light Florals
8oz | Soy Candle
$24
We don’t make candles about feelings.
The meeting that should’ve been an email.
The text you absolutely should not send.
The family member who has overstayed their welcome.
The 5 minutes you wait in the driveway before going inside.
The rare night that nobody needs you.
WE MAKE THEM ABOUT MOMENTS.
THAT’S 40 LIFE CANDLES
the ones people get.
You know the situation. You know the person.
A rich, roasted coffee blend with creamy warmth and just enough edge to make mornings slightly more tolerable. It’s the candle equivalent of “Please don't talk to me until I've had coffee.”
Scent: Coffee • Cream • Roasted Espresso
Burn it when: the alarm went off, your responsibilities are waiting, and you're not emotionally prepared for either.
A sophisticated blend of roasted coffee bean, warm vanilla, and a slightly smoky finish. It smells like getting things done—without scheduling another meeting about getting things done.
Scent: Dark Roast Coffee • Vanilla • Ambered Musk
Burn it when: the meeting could've been an email, the email could've been a text, and somehow you're still on the call.
A smoky, grounding blend of palo santo, sandalwood, sage, and cypress with an earthy, sophisticated finish.
Scent: Palo Santo • Sandalwood • Sage • Cypress
Burn it when: everyone has asked too much, your patience is hanging by a thread, and you need five minutes before you say what you're really thinking.
THE GIFT THAT SAYS WHAT YOU’RE THINKING
Because sometimes, “I saw this and immediately thought of you” says everything.
FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND
A sophisticated blend of roasted coffee bean, warm vanilla, and a slightly smoky finish. It smells like getting things done—without scheduling another meeting about getting things done.
Scent: Dark Roast Coffee • Vanilla • Ambered Musk
Burn it when: the meeting could've been an email, the email could've been a text, and somehow you're still on the call.
FOR YOUR CO-WORKER
A rich, roasted coffee blend with creamy warmth and just enough edge to make mornings slightly more tolerable. It’s the candle equivalent of “Please don't talk to me until I've had coffee.”
Scent: Coffee • Cream • Roasted Espresso
Burn it when: the alarm went off, your responsibilities are waiting, and you're not emotionally prepared for either.
FOR YOURSELF
MEET BREW
She runs the place. We just make the candles.
Boxer. Professional napper. Full-time snack inspector.
She specializes in stealing food, eating things she absolutely shouldn't, and pretending she has no idea how that happened.
She’s part household supervisor, part chaos coordinator, and completely convinced that anything left unattended is legally hers.
Basically, she’s the reason we can't have nice things.
And yes… she got caught red-handed in this picture.
brew’s boxer club
This candle was made for the boxer who operates on her own schedule—and expects everyone else to adjust accordingly. Equal parts attitude, stubbornness, and undeniable charm, I Do What I Want is for the dog who knows exactly what they want and has absolutely no intention of asking permission.
Details:
• 8 oz soy candle
• Cotton wick
• Hand-poured
• Boxer World Collection
Scent: Choose your favorite scent from our available options.
I DO WHAT I WANT SOY CANDLE is for the boxer who steals your spot, begs for food, investigates every bag you bring home, and somehow ends up with something in their mouth that absolutely does not belong there.
CHOOSE FROM 4 SCENTS
8 oz • 100% Soy Wax • Cotton Wick
Perfect for:
Boxer owners
Dog lovers
Funny dog gifts
New boxer parents
The person whose dog runs the house.
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